Thursday, April 16, 2009

Should I go out with a girl even if she has buck teeth?

We%26#039;re takling serious buck teeth here. She could eat an apple through a chain link fence. You could drag her by the feet and rake leaves at the same time. I suppose they would be good for opening beer bottles and in a pinch, stapeling boxes together, but I am worried about that, how do I say it, woman to man thing? I don%26#039;t want a bunch of puncture wounds right below my navel. Does thee risk offset the joy?

Should I go out with a girl even if she has buck teeth?
Hmmmm.....this is a toughie. Knowing you, she has to truly be a hottie for you to even be contemplating the issue. So I think the only thing you have left to do is.......break her teeth. No no no....don%26#039;t get me wrong. I%26#039;m not advocating %26quot;hitting.%26quot; You%26#039;re going to have to be subtle about it. If she %26quot;leads with her teeth%26quot; then I%26#039;m thinking running her into an obstacle might not be such a hard thing to accomplish. Tell her that running blindfolded through a forest of tall trees is a total aphrodisiac for you. Or perhaps you could take her swimming and tell her you wanna race to the end of the pool ............uhm......blindfolded. Then there%26#039;s always boxing. Tell her you think female boxers are just totally hot. Tell her that you so need her to replace Tonya Harding in your heart. You know she%26#039;ll go for it. The trick then is to pay off her opponent and put a brick in her glove.





Once her teeth are shattered.........she%26#039;ll merely have to pay for a little dental work and you%26#039;re off scott free.





You seriously don%26#039;t have the right mindset for devious dating tactics. You need some training. Have the men on this site taught you nothing???
Reply:careful when you feed her a sausage..
Reply:thats funny....surewhy not?
Reply:%26quot;I don%26#039;t want a bunch of puncture wounds right below my navel%26quot;





Yeah right, like she will even give you the time of day.


Nice try at trolling, I give you a 2 out of 10. Thanks for playing
Reply:ha ha ha dont do it
Reply:LOL Watch the jokes, after she gets her braces she just may be the hottest hottie out there and you have already pissed her off.
Reply:ifyour looking to get laid, go rent a hooker. do not toy with this girl%26#039;s affections. it is just cruel.
Reply:depends if shes hot u should try if she isnt dont risk it
Reply:NO, you have issues that will not allow you to see the book because you can%26#039;t get past the cover.
Reply:I don%26#039;t know if your serious or not but THIS was funny
Reply:your just taking the piss out of her on here so SHE DOES NOT DESERVE YOU if you wanted to go out with her these things would not matter beauty is only skin deep personality counts more than looks your just a D.......d hopefully a lonely one every women is beatiful and they all deserve respect you will learn that when you grow up
Reply:Note to self: Do not attempt to drink anything while reading one of your questions.



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